Yes yes, I know.
The board on the right says you get a text post on Wednesdays.
It’s Wednesday, so where’s the post?
Well, the main feature has been moved – for extraordinary reasons – forward twenty-four hours.
Correct, you’ll read today’s post tomorrow.
This is because tomorrow post is special – it’s the review of a movie that does not exist.
And for reasons long to explain, it goes online on the third of October.
But I’d hate it should you feel shortcharged or something, so I promise a short post in a few hours, ok?
See you later.