I’m sad to report that cleaning up my preferences and stuff last night did not help as much as I hoped, and actually made things, if possible, worse.
Here are my Top 12 Hobbies and Activities according to Facebook right now.

… because naval warfare is not a spectator sport.

But really what offends me, as a former airman, is finding Infantry listed under “Education”.
Maybe dropping out of the frigging Facebook is not a bad idea after all.