In the end it was a matter of money: I had this Amazon gift card, and I was going through one of my periodic book hauls. There was a book I had been curious about for years, and there it was – the paperback edition, priced 5 bucks, exactly half the price of the Kindle edition.
So I ordered it, and today the postman dropped it – and boy does it look ugly.

The book in question is Monkeys with Typewriters, the “reading and writing” handbook by Scarlett Thomas. I like the works of Thomas a lot, and as I said I wanted to read her writing handbook forever. I sort of collect writing handbooks, and this one looked like a good addition to my collection. Also, a few friends highly recommended it.
I hate the cover. I am sorry, because I realize it’s the work of someone that put skill and effort in it, and I get the whole ironic/postmodern idea. It’s just that I don’t like it.
The book I got is a 500+ pages brick, and a little worse for wear – it was sold for cheap because, I think, it was the last physical copy in the warehouse, and they wanted to get rid of it. The cover is bumped, the spine a little warped. But that actually makes it better – even the cover now has a sense.
This is a utilitarian book, rough and ready, it’s something one has to browse, read, possibly annotate. Like my collection of Zen and Daoist texts, books that I only buy second hand, it has a personality, a life.
And it looks very promising – I started reading it during lunch break, and it sounds like my sort of thing.
“Real writers don’t have time to talk about writing or read about it,” a guy I know once told me. I guess that explains why he writes rubbish.
I still like reading about writing, and discover new ideas, new opinions, new tricks. And I like to talk about the craft – not to strut about like a peacock, but again, to clarify my ideas, and learn something new.
So now I’ll write, and later I’ll read.
It’s a (reasonably) decent life.
22 March 2019 at 14:52
I love the cover! But that’s okay, good people can have different opinions.
I am reading Writing Tools: 50 Essential Strategies for Every Writer by Roy Clark. It’s very good with applicable exercises.
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22 March 2019 at 14:57
Thanks for the pointer, I did not know about this one, I’ll try and check it out.
As for the cover, it’s fun, but it’s not my kind of art.
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22 March 2019 at 16:09
“Real writers don’t have time to talk about writing or read about it,” a guy I know once told me. I guess that explains why he writes rubbish.
Ahahahahahaha!
Never, ever tell a wannabe or actual writer how to be a better writer unless he pays for your opinions.
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22 March 2019 at 16:21
More generally, never talk trash just to act cool and “put people in their place” – especially if they are writers.
They will kill you in their next story.
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