According to the author’s introduction, Conan, Temple of the Black One began its life as an outline Robert M. Price sent to Lyon Sprague De Camp, for a hypothetical Conan apocryphal novel to be published by Tor.
When the Conan novel line fizzed, what with Sprague De Camp’s death and all the rest, the outline was left in limbo, and finally Price decided to flesh it out and turn it into a short story, that was finally made available a few weeks back “as fan fiction”.
And I got a copy.
Why?
Well, because Conan.
And because Howard.
And because Robert M. Price, a man responsible of some of the best anthologies of supernatural horror I have here on my shelf.
So there.
The story is fun: a youthful Conan (more or less in the Tower of the Elephant era, by my reckoning) joins a dig out of Khemi, in Stygia, in order to steal the treasure the diggers are supposedly digging. Cue to Acheronian remains, Great Old Ones, dark plots featuring black-hooded gnarled cultists and sexy, lascivious Stygian women.
Way to go!
Now, a reminder – no one can write Conan but Howard.
Many fine writers (and many not-so-fine writers) had a go, and while many fun novels and stories were produced, they are all, one way or another, almost-Conan, alternative-Conan, that-guy-that-looks-like-Conan-but-not-really1.
This is not a mortal sin.
Fun, well-written, almost-Conan stories are all right with me.
It’s just a matter of adjusting one’s expectations before we start – if we expect Howard’s prose, his power and black depths of existential disillusion, we’ll be disappointed.
If we are looking for a Hyborian romp, well, OK.
Price’s Conan suffers from many of the “defects” of other Hyborian apocrypha, and indeed, I found it interesting that critic and anthologist Price’s story shares many of the “defects” one normally finds in that other great critic and anthologist’s work – Lin Carter’s.
And it’s a pity – I think – that a novel was never developed from Price’s outline.
The short story suffers from its shortness, and at times it really sounds like a padded-up outline. It sometimes feels a little hasty, or uncertain. Some situations obviously needed more space, more “breath” to work.
Twice the pages, and maybe a merciless editing from someone with the chutzpa and iron fist of Karl Edward Wagner or Lyon Sprague De Camp himself, might have turned this into a winner.
As it is, it’s fun, but it fails to raise above the level of fan fiction.
- case in point, A.J. Offut’s Conan stories, that would be absolutely great if that the main character was called something different. ↩
4 July 2017 at 01:57
Agree with you there on the Offutt Conan pieces. I enjoyed his Cormac mac Art and Wulfhere stories better, as he practically made them his own and injected more historical details.
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4 July 2017 at 02:56
I have the Cormac Mac Art stories but not the Wulfwere. I’ll have to check them out – in general I like Offutt’s writing.
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4 July 2017 at 04:29
Cheers to the pre-Schwarzenegger Conan. (The only comic books I bought in high school.)
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4 July 2017 at 13:06
I only read a few Conan comics – while the adaptations of the Howard stories were fine, I often found the other stories to be too superhero-ish.
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4 July 2017 at 15:23
Nobody bought them for the plots. It was all about the Barry Smith artwork. 😉
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4 July 2017 at 15:52
It figures 😀
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5 July 2017 at 16:15
Particularly for the naked and semi-naked wenches! 😉 LOL!!
I actually stopped buying them after Barry Smith moved on. I still have all the old Barry Smith editions.
And yes, that does include a Conan #1 in what I would describe as being in Very Good condition.
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5 July 2017 at 16:44
As usual, you have my envy 🙂
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5 July 2017 at 16:16
Oh, almost forgot, I already ordered a copy of ‘Temple of The Black One’.
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10 July 2017 at 20:42
I see what you mean about it seeming foreshortened or incomplete. Would have made a nice novella. Still, I liked it.
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10 July 2017 at 22:17
It’s a fun read, but the sense of something missing somewhat spoiled my enjoyment of it.
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